cryaotic:

So I kind of left audacity running while I took a shower.

rainbowrites:

aceswhoviansandnerdsohmy:

shorm:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

how did a three-word post cos this many puns

you all should be ashamed of yourself, it’s a sin to be so punny

I don’t mean to be obtuse but I fail to see why these are so funny. I won’t ask for explanations though, I know a mathematician never reveals their secants

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

it’s just now 2 but i feel like i’m gonna pass out so night

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

o h wow dont the teachers notice tho

some of them take part in the selling so u h

so today at lunch this kid ran through the cafeteria wearing a cape but he wasn’t wearing pants

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i see so they just cover all the walls with papers so people can tear them off and smoke weed and maybe hide the weed in the papers too i see how it is

tbh i’m surprised nobody’s come up with that idea yet

nah man they aren’t that smart they just sell it out in the open there’s a drug arrest at least twice a week

-one-direction:

I told Harry Styles that he saved my life today. He grabbed my hand and ran his thumb over my scars and said, “I’m glad.” Then he looked up at me and said, “You know what babe?” I said, “What?” He responded with, “You saved mine.”

Harry Styles is the absolute nicest, sweetest, most sincere and perfect person i have ever met.

andrewhussiesbosom:

amporacronus:

andrewhussiesbosom:

WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”

could be either one

horseecomics:

“I Can t Find You,”

YIKES, sorry.

recoveringhipster:

Rough draft of my autobiography.

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

radhauswife:

This is amazing.