May 2013
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roymustang:
you know what i love
i love when you find that one character. that character that is your absolute favorite. the character that, just by thinking of them, makes you incredibly emotional. you know that character is the one for you. they’re your number one. and you know you will never love another more
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celebrate-the-magic:
The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
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mutisija:
when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
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today’s friday
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xstormmink:
Imagine Yata being arrested by the fashion police
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ryomaro replied to your post: ryomaro replied to your post: ryomaro replied to…
o h wow dont the teachers notice tho
some of them take part in the selling so u h
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the-vashta-nerada:
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
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fake-mermaid:
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
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shalrath:
“Young woman, please fix your bra, I can see it”, the teacher says to the student. “But miss, this is not a bra, this is a bathing suit top!”, she exclaims. For some reason, teacher takes this as a legit excuse, since for some reason bathing suits aren’t as controversial as underwear is despite there is literally no difference between them. The crisis is averted. The apocalypse of...
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mew-squared:
In 2009, a man married a video game character
In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
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rufflebutts:
shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything...
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ashketchurn:
i put the sad in quesadilla
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dysenterygay:
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
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clubbedsoda:
“you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
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cryaotic:
So I kind of left audacity running...
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The EquiVri Appreciation Blog: rainbowrites:... →
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slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
this is our domain
guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent
how did a three-word post cos this many puns
you all...
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knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
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it’s just now 2 but i feel like i’m gonna pass out so night
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garlic-breadgasm:
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT...
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so today at lunch this kid ran through the cafeteria wearing a cape but he wasn’t wearing pants
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ryomaro replied to your post: ryomaro replied to your post: ryomaro replied to…
i see so they just cover all the walls with papers so people can tear them off and smoke weed and maybe hide the weed in the papers too i see how it is
tbh i’m surprised nobody’s come up with that idea yet
nah man they aren’t that smart they just sell it out in the open there’s a drug arrest at least twice a week
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andrewhussiesbosom:
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andrewhussiesbosom:
WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”
could be either one
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dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
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tamamuratamao:
don’t be too clingy don’t be such a ‘girl’ be a woman but be hairless like a child don’t wear skimpy outfits don’t be such a ‘slut’ be modest but take it off when i ask don’t assert yourself don’t be such a ‘bitch’ be nice to me but don’t be a fucking doormat don’t be ignorant don’t be such a ‘bimbo’ be intelligent but don’t argue your opinion with me don’t wear make-up ever don’t...
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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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writingsforwinter:
my best pickup line would probably be something like
i’m really emotionally unstable, but baby, you on top of me will be the most stable thing you’ve ever seen
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spookymormon:
please stop asking me about my future ill cry
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useful tip never say anything
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“Women read comics. Anyone at all engaged in social media knows this. Women read...”
– Brett White, Comic Book Resources (via wandrinparakeet)
and yet men remain the most marketed demographic for just about everything.
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I’m pretty sure the only men who spend more time thinking about DC than women on Tumblr are the men who actually work there.
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pepperbroni:
sorry in advance:
soooo…. i guess i kinda like this Gravity Falls AU, called Reverse!Pines…?
Im not reall into the fandom, but i’ve seen it on my dash a few times and i just like how sick, dark and twisted but still well-thought it looked.
i dont know too much about it tho… have some wild guesses base on my dashboard, since im not in the mood for cute things:
-closeup-
the...
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cries ok time for bed
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me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
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starksexual:
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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shalrath:
we live in a society so cold that giving a friend a simple hug is already implying some kind of a romantic relationship between you two its disgusting
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jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
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zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
