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cryaotic: So I kind of left audacity running while I took a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:13:16 -0400

So I kind of left audacity running while I took a shower.

The EquiVri Appreciation Blog: rainbowrites: aceswhoviansandnerdsohmy: shorm: mycroft-queenofcake:...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:44:03 -0400

The EquiVri Appreciation Blog: rainbowrites: aceswhoviansandnerdsohmy: shorm: mycroft-queenofcake:...:

aceswhoviansandnerdsohmy:

shorm:

mycroft-queenofcake:

iamjayse:

thenerdfighterkid:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

shut up we have a good range of jokes

this is our domain

guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent

how did a three-word post cos this many puns

you all should be ashamed of yourself, it’s a sin to be so punny

I don’t mean to be obtuse but I fail to see why these are so funny. I won’t ask for explanations though, I know a mathematician never reveals their secants

knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:10:30 -0400

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

it’s just now 2 but i feel like i’m gonna pass out so night

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:10:13 -0400

it’s just now 2 but i feel like i’m gonna pass out so night

garlic-breadgasm: YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:35:00 -0400

garlic-breadgasm:

YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING

IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD

ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM

THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE

DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE

ryomaro replied to your post: ryomaro replied to your post: ryomaro replied to… o h wow dont...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:33:00 -0400

ryomaro replied to your post: ryomaro replied to your post: ryomaro replied to…

o h wow dont the teachers notice tho

some of them take part in the selling so u h

so today at lunch this kid ran through the cafeteria wearing a cape but he wasn’t wearing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:04:00 -0400

so today at lunch this kid ran through the cafeteria wearing a cape but he wasn’t wearing pants

ryomaro replied to your post: ryomaro replied to your post: ryomaro replied to… i see so they just...

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:03:00 -0400

ryomaro replied to your post: ryomaro replied to your post: ryomaro replied to…

i see so they just cover all the walls with papers so people can tear them off and smoke weed and maybe hide the weed in the papers too i see how it is

tbh i’m surprised nobody’s come up with that idea yet

nah man they aren’t that smart they just sell it out in the open there’s a drug arrest at least twice a week

-one-direction: I told Harry Styles that he saved my life...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:31:38 -0400

-one-direction:

I told Harry Styles that he saved my life today. He grabbed my hand and ran his thumb over my scars and said, “I’m glad.” Then he looked up at me and said, “You know what babe?” I said, “What?” He responded with, “You saved mine.”

Harry Styles is the absolute nicest, sweetest, most sincere and perfect person i have ever met.

andrewhussiesbosom: amporacronus: andrewhussiesbosom: WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:28:08 -0400

andrewhussiesbosom:

amporacronus:

andrewhussiesbosom:

WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”

could be either one

horseecomics: “I Can t Find You,” YIKES, sorry.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:52:20 -0400

horseecomics:

“I Can t Find You,”

YIKES, sorry.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:50:43 -0400

recoveringhipster: Rough draft of my autobiography.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:50:08 -0400

recoveringhipster:

Rough draft of my autobiography.

jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:36:59 -0400

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

radhauswife: This is amazing.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:35:46 -0400

radhauswife:

This is amazing.

tamamuratamao: don’t be too clingydon’t be such a ‘girl’be a womanbut be hairless like a childdon’t...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:34:38 -0400

tamamuratamao:

don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child

don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask

don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat

don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me

don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:44:38 -0400

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:40:07 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:33:19 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

writingsforwinter: my best pickup line would probably be something like i’m really emotionally...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:20:16 -0400

writingsforwinter:

my best pickup line would probably be something like

i’m really emotionally unstable, but baby, you on top of me will be the most stable thing you’ve ever seen